Spider's in my Sheets

Dear God,

For whatever gross reason you decided it was O.K. to create Spiders, it wasn't.

I just killed a nice fat spider crawling between my black and white polka dot sheets searching to suck the blood from my face as it so nicely did last night! Glad at least someone wants to snuggle up with me and kiss my face considering my single days have finally added up to a whole year now.

Sincerely,

me